Wait, the Snyder Cut is an actual thing? I thought it was something, supposedly being kept behind lock and key by evil studio execs, imagined up by a feral fanbase on... I wanna say Tumblr?

Well, you’ve at least convinced me to grab it next time it’s on sale so it can sit installed on my drive, in line behind my miserable miserable backlog.

We got what Fanbyte’s Natalie Flores, GGW Writer of the Year, called “Bisexuality in 2020.” Would we get that with Theseus. Well, maybe. And the male romance option would be the Minotaur so... Well, that it wouldn’t vibe right, would really be the ruiner with ol’ Theesy.

I could have sworn there was a scene in the ending where Evie basically tells off Queen Victoria.

It’s not torture, it’s an enhanced productivity technique.

Alright then, over under on when we find out about ActBliz’s extraterritorial blacksite? The one where they use enhanced productivity techniques like watercrunching and, well, we already knew they were using sleep deprivation.

Speaking of Tonks, there’s totally no way Rowling realizes that Tonks is exactly the kind of woman who would marry Lupin to be his beard while he’s got the hots for Sirius, right? That she couldn’t fully kill the Lupin/Sirius ship as she wound up leaving plenty of wiggle room for fanfic writers to continue some gay…

You come here saying the Catholics and Rastafarians should be lumped in with the Protestants then say that Christians see the Puritans a role models? Man, they were fleeing the faith that fled from my faith that thought their faith was too dumb to exist.

500k? Geez, time to get rolled over a sedan after saving Gaga’s mother by pushing her out of the way or something.

What? New Englanders couldn’t appreciate Ten at Ten?

I was only four years old when Pokemon started.

But these are all just repeats of the same Bioware RPG formula, protagonist and plus or minus six randos in an RPG party ready to get into some unclarified scraps.

I saw a pretty John Wick 1 looking nightclub in there.

You knows what’s been really good in the Dragon Age IP? The comics. That collection of short stories that came out. It’s really obvious that there’s more that could be done with their properties other than Bioware’s prolonged attempts, that are constantly restrained by both themselves and EA, to make a full fledged…

EA needs to get some spin offs out the door by throwing the Bioware properties to anyone who asks.

To make it even easier to try out a bunch of new looks in Season 14 we’ve also changed shaders to be permanent unlocks, meaning you no longer will need to hold onto stacks of shaders in your inventory.

It’s conservative Democrat Catholic families that specifically live in the area because they want to live in a 50s suburbia... I could go on about that, how it’s a Reagan approved neighborhood but, yeah, high-key low-key racist, keeping wives in the kitchen, booz, drugs, the whole corrupt suburban shebang. It’s the…

She needs to take that money, buy the house in the nearby neighborhood that Reagan lived in when he was governor, and ruin it for all the olds in the Fab 40s who are still worshiping that brief time.

From there, can confirm, it’s a community rife with rosary clutching assholes. That’s entirely part of the charm of the taking it to a level of elegance suburban life in East Sacramento but also, stereotypical prudish assholes who can’t get on board for this modern era of sexy Catholicism.

I was born in the hospital right next to that school but have since left Sacramento because leaving Sacramento is what people do.