And she has one line that’s hard to hear in the film. Like, there wasn’t even a reason Gypsy Danger needed an AI.

Why are these Zoomers in Persona 5 surprised by a virtual assistant in 2017?

72° and Infinite!

I now realize I’m more thinking about a noir detective, Ray Tracing.

Crossover! Tifa shows up in a Yakuza, Kiryu in an FF.

Giant Bomb has a pretty healthy group playing D2. You might want to look into them.

I think J.Lo out alpha-ing you in a staredown is the 90s version of “step on me” fantasies.

And Gwen never sang a Bond theme.

Sam Fisher sneaking through an Umbrella Facility that by the end of the first act is swarming with zombies that also need to be snuck around sounds pretty good.

“Oh shit, you killed Cayde-6, aka Nathan Fillion.”

“all I could do was thank Allah”

And look at the screenshots.

Considering it’s supposed to be some diner takeaway at best, fast food at the worst that, either way, has been sitting in a bag for like four hours of daylight, I think they nailed exactly what that burger needed to look like.

I’ll give you the short version because it kinda really sucks.

It’s occurred to me repeatedly that Joan Rivers probably could’ve, would’ve kept Trump from getting elected.

Wasn’t there a gentleman’s agreement and now Jeff Gerstmann owns Snacktaku after it was traded for the weekend article roundup Patrick Klepek wanted to take with him to Kotaku? Klepek, who doesn’t even work for this website anymore.

And now for the baseless speculations of what Totilo will do next.

My Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats is gonna get the kids I don’t have through college.

Feel like the detail that this was all on top of their regular bonuses should be earlier in this piece. It’s kind of a really important tone setter IMO.