Ah fuck, if the ships in Black Flag had interiors!

One thing I’ve said, there simply aren’t enough snow levels in games.

Soooo, we’re gonna ignore how must Musky-Musk is looking like a North Korean tyrant these days?

It’s like no one even played Mass Effect 1 on PC where the Mako controlled just fine and I found just the right way to put some English on it before hitting the jets and pull 360s.

Well there’s nothing obsessive and pseudo-taboo there. We’ve wanted to fuck vampires since the moment Christopher Lee was born. No, we’ve gotta work what’ll actually get the moral guardians clutching their pearls these days and that’s “suck my blood, claw out my throat, and step on me, mommy.”

Really? Cause I’ve actually always been more partial to “mark me down as scared and horny.” I’ve always thought it had more charisma than Fry and Zap.

I wanna go with the idea that Lady Dimitrescu was infected with a virus or whatever that not only turned her into a tall glass of vampire but also that Umbrella only got a sample of the virus directly from her.

Finger crossed the final boss form is... fiancée.

What a shame, Danika Harrod isn’t at Waypoint anymore. This moment was made for her.

Ah, The Firm. The real reason I’ve never been able to suspect my employers are on the up and up.

Also, he does great birdwatching photos.

Have we perhaps considered the pile of evidence showing that Act/Blizz sucked before Tencent investment?

Counterargument: Dragon Age II should have been much more clear that the four bi-romance options are bisexuals instead of just hot for Hawke, not just that Isabela is. The fandom has done wonderful work based off the idea that Hawke’s group is really built as a charming bi posse and their hetero allies.

Someone phone up that Cavill boy. He seems like he could be gussied up to be James Bond on the cheap. Tell him it’ll have a good PC version.

Well, what’s the label?

Nah. A proper real leather bomber with a full sheepskin lining, you’d have to be WWII pilot to get one of those without forking out at least $1000 bucks.

It has the distinction of being the place in the world Black people originate.

Well there’s your answer. That face has no business taking spotlight away from a tall glass of vampire.

You know, I’m kinda with you on FemShep. Mark Meer got squashed for a great performance of MaleShep because the alternative was Guinness world record holding most experienced voice actor in the industry (profession? I forget which) Jennifer Hale.