I've gotta go with the Blastolene B-702. Every time I see it, I hear a deep, masculine voice in my head:

No doubt about it.

@Twonius: Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

For my money, it's the M60A1 AVLB.

@Blackfoot: On closer inspection, that's OAL, not wheelbase. Still, it's awfully long.

Never really thought about the size of your garden-variety F1 car.

This has gone just a little too far...

Where's an IED when you really need one?

$48K. Beige. Toyota. Minivan.

I'd check the dog's facebook wall - maybe there's a picture of the incident.

@Evil-Jeremy: Turn this guy loose in the back seat... The cheese will be gone - guaranteed.

Side-window mounted turn signals. Not applicable for backroad bombing, but they've saved much bacon in heavy traffic.

@Blackfoot: Unless we're talking about the MTM Audi TT Bimoto. That's the kind of redundancy I can (ahem) really get behind.

I've gotta say redundant powertrains.

Allow me to engage in a little cut & paste:

I got nothin'

The most heartening part of this story isn't that VW is now building reliable cars.

@Blackfoot: And finally, if I'm Rene Goupil (patron saint of anesthesiologists) - the choice is clear.

@Blackfoot: If I'm Saint Dismas (patron saint of undertakers), I've gotta go with the classic '60 Caddy.

@Blackfoot: If I'm Bernard of Vienne (patron saint of farmers), is there any other choice?