@Blackfoot: If I'm Martin de Porres (patron saint of hairdressers), again, there's a ride for that.

@Blackfoot: If I'm Adrian of Nicodomedia (patron saint of butchers), there's a ride for that.

@Blackfoot: For example, if I'm Saint Joshua (patron saint of spies) it must be the Aston Martin DB5.

With saints, just like cars - there's infinite variation. I suppose I'm going to answer: "It depends on which saint I am..."

@Hoser Dave: I'd say you've identified the 2nd worst job at the funeral parlor in question.

@BullittFan_Førds4Life: Reløaded: Reluctantly...

My car doesn't have a dipstick, while my truck does.

The car doesn't compare to my fiancee, who's blessed with DB9 looks, 240 wagon versatility & Jetta TDI economy.

@pidgeonsplatz: Do I win?

Never! If I start snoozing, I'll never stop. It'll be 9:00 before I get out of the bed.

VOTE: UltraMon

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@Mekkon: That's kinda what I was thinking. Aside from the drooping driver's side mirror, it looks like a generous dollop of carnuba is about all the exterior needs.

I'm sure there's a Bronco in the lead photo. I. just. can't. see. it.

My mother owned a 1965 Mustang, Arcadian Blue. I remember as a kid in the early '70's that she was regularly kidded by people for driving such an old jalopy.

@4 cam torino: There's nothing stopping you & LilEvilFish from swapping gamertags & working out a trade. I'm assuming that the locked paint can still be gifted.

@LilEvilFish: You can have mine when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Don't worry, though... There'll be 50,000 12 year-olds who'll get this car gifted to 'em, all going "WTF?!?" & won't understand what it's about. I'm sure you'll be able to score one on the auction house tonight.

@skaycog: Peter Piper possessed a pack of possesed Prii...

Hloy carp! 735 ft-lb!?!

Crack pipe - if you're dead set on a Roller, why not get the genuine article? It's not like they're particularly rare or expensive...