$120K will get me a cherry 1962 Jaguar E-type roadster.

@engineerd: If there's a tent anywhere, it's in my trousers. The 458 is sex on 4 wheels (even if they're casters).

The *real* perp here - the truck's owner, didn't get the memo...

I've gotta go with the Chrysler ME Four-Twelve. Thanks to Daimler for torpedoing a genuine hypercar from one of the Big 3.

The all new Chevy SuperLuminal.

So how, exactly, is Porsche planning to market this Beta-male-mobile?

Befitting the most beautiful woman in the world - the most beautiful car in the world.

@thehamsterman: Vive la revolucion!

Now this is the kind of car pr0n I can really (ahem) get behind.

I'm gonna have to go with the 917 Pink Pig (The Truffelhunter of Zuffenhausen).

Thanks, Sam - I needed that.

Jeezus, Siler - I can't believe you asked that question. Didn't you get the memo?

@gabeedwards - Jalopnik is dead! Long live Jalopnik!: Watch him trying to get Captain Slow up to speed & tell me you don't expect to see him whack May across the knuckles with a ruler...

I suppose an "aw, shucks... it weren't nothin" is in order.

@Blackfoot: Mainly, it's because we like our drama with a dose of reality.

@Blackfoot: Or robots...

@Blackfoot: Or little old Scottish ladies.

@Blackfoot: Or Nazi-sex-slave perverts.

Because we don't like Euro-Trash...

VTEC just kicked a bigass hole in the block, yo!