*implying Ponder could ever get to the 50 yard line without the help of AP*

[Zygi]: That's a mighty fine stadium you got there, Minnesota. It'd be a shame if something "happened" to it.

The next name drawn was Walter White, who, after learning that he was ineligible and disqualified for the prize, machine gunned any personal in any way connected to the reward, and burned the stadium to the ground.

And he wins the award for the fascist sacking of a manager this year.

I bet it's this guy.

Americans lose every time Alexi Lalas gives opinion.

Not that surprising if you've followed his career. He's become accustomed to complimentary ink.

OK. I know this is a scandal, but this shit has been going on for years. I was my little brother's chaperone to a SEC school in 1990. He was 17 and had to have someone with him. I was 21. I got a blow job on the ride from the airport and didn't see my brother for 2 days. They took me to a house on a lake and all we…

Because he coaches the Redskins.

Well lets see...

Ah, this is really agonizing. If we kill the win, do we fuck the loss and marry the draw?

#Killthesave

A 7th FCS win over an FBS team: Southern Utah beat South Alabama by 1 on Thursday: http://espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?i…

Subject: Im interested in buying hardware for nintendo 64.

"No matter what browser/device I use, it looks all fucked up."

Newcastle isn't in the CL though

Fittingly, he was awarded with the ugliest trophy they could produce.

How many NCAA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Marvin Miller is a hero and a truly, legitimately good person. His contributions are understated and more than keeping Pete Rose out of the Hall of Fame, keeping Miller out of the Hall of Fame reveals how base an institution it really is and how little value it truly has.