Probably a good thing Adam Lane Jr never caught on with a team

I wonder what keeps happening to cause these law-abiding gun owners to become non-law-abiding gun owners.  It’s very weird.   Luckily there’s probably a solution out there, I just don’t know what it is at this time.  

There’s a certain subset of American shitbags who will only support a union cause if it involves killing black people.  

This is a terrific piece of writing. 

This guy on the left looks like the most enraged person in the world. And he probably is!

NBA Stan oddly decided to put a personal stake in celebrating and defending LeBron’s legacy. Once it became apparent that Golden State’s dominance was going to infringe on that legacy, the degree to which will be argued until the Internet consumes itself whole, they quickly turned on them. At this point, the only…

We tagged him and released him back into the wild.

We captured this poor bastard at around 9:00 AM on Sunday.

He was compared to LeBron for about a decade, which seems laughable in hindsight. Dude’s gotten to the second round of the playoffs, what...twice? Maybe three times? Considering he’s on one of the worst value contracts in the league (waves at Tristan Thompson), is there a team dumb enough to trade for him?  

Carmelo Anthony is still a fine basketball player, but he is no longer a very good NBA player. This season he produced a dismal 50.3 True Shooting percentage, and an even shittier 48.3 percentage after the All Star break. He’s been an inefficient scorer and a poor defender for at least the last four seasons. No…

“By now, everyone knows what this is: this prosecutor will use any charge she can to smear me,” the governor said, according to the newspaper.

“Why they refuse to move the ball”

So kneeling on the field is out of bounds but collectively defecating on it come playoff time, that’s all good.

Man he’s going to injure so many people in the Playoffs. Great value add for the Cavs.

Baseball is way too serious

Baseball is way too serious

Bourbon >>> Diarrhea Noodle Sludge

You are really mad and wrong.

They’ve got a 10-game lead on the Trail Blazers for the West’s 3rd seed.

“It’s called the bowling ball test; do you know what that is? That’s where they take a bowling ball from 20 feet up in the air and they drop it on the hood of the car,” Trump said of Japan. “And if the hood dents, then the car doesn’t qualify. Well, guess what, the roof dented a little bit, and they said, nope, this…