Just made this tonight. It was quick and easy, and you've converted me into an arugula fan with the suggested preparation. No smoke alarms or calls to the fire department...SUCCESS!!!

Dear God no...there is more than one Nickelback?!?!

I think every "I have black friends" mention is a form of Humble Brag.

If they lost their first three games in a best-of-five series, why are they playing a fourth game tomorrow?

"Why don't we have the owners play half the games?"

What are the best places for cheesesteaks in Philly?

It was Pat Murphy.

To be fair, United is the worst.

I've always said the litmus test of a good defense is whether or not they can shut down Ryan Fitzpatrick.

This is the gg allin of football games, in that it is highly under-appreciated.

I would have included Florio's self-serving concern trolling to close out the article:

Shawon Dunston has joined us. Hello Shawon Winston.

The NCAA defended its decision by noting that it had little to do with Penn State, and everything to do with trolling Lane Kiffin.

"A media member and she's black? Why didn't they shoot her?"

2012 never happened? THANK GOD!!!

Police are just responding to shifting demographics, as the rise of immigrants in small towns has resulted in many residents toting the nina.

Kobe never raped anyone either. No one actually knows how genuine LeBron's "good guy" persona is because everything he does is staged and manicured by dozens of PR handlers. Check out the article Deadspin featured a few weeks ago, shortly after his decision to return to Cleveland. It was meant to come out several…

Jesus Christ we get it.

He could care less, and the urge to tell us all proved to be overwhelming.

How much less could you care?