"You see, the trick is just to avoid it altogether."

Answer:

Much like a cat, I am thinking about eating your face and playing with your guts. Unlike a cat, I am fully capable.

It's even worse in Africa, which has throngs of Mormons spitting garbage.

This would never happen on the planet Kolob.

If they REALLY wanted to get back at the refs, they'd show up at their door step every day for the rest for the rest of the week.

The best dip, skinny dip at Tommy Sinclair's lake house with Jess Waldo and Kimmy Turner. If I close my eyes I can still remember all my daydreaming in AP Chem coming true. Nothing quite like the reflection of moonlight on the water drops of two classmates. Sure Jess looked like she had two slices of Genoa Salami up…

Thought I was watching the preview for Rebel Wilson's new show.

"One of his favorite things to do is put on LeBron's championship ring (he has to use two fingers)."

Having five inches on a Trojan was also Brett Favre's dream in college.

Drew is following Bill Simmons' career trajectory and, sadly (for us), he doesn't realize it. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

I don't know if this is common practice, but I often thread my belt through my pants BEFORE putting them on. Is that weird?