Donald Trump never said that. We had a mass funeral for all the stem cells.

Shut the fuck up. He promised a college graduate a factory job. Stop pretending that this guy isn’t a grasping political amatuer who is seeking the validation of his ego and the accumulation of power. When you make excuses for this sorry example of American leadership you diminish yourself.

Trump is like:

eventually I realized what was intended.

And here I thought that (figuratively) was a Trump speech.

Yeah, there’s been some talk about a “rewards bubble” recently; some experts predict that these will start to decline anyway. I’m kind of conflicted over rewards. I definitely use them, but the way they’re funded, I wonder how much we’re actually saving in the big picture.

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What the fuck are you talking about? We haven’t repeated any “ad-copy,” but we have reported on claimed features and conference calls, which is what we do for all automakers with an unrivaled level of skepticism.

I think you miss understand the FAA’s role in this situation. The FAA is only in charge of granting permission for vessels taking off from American Soil and landing on American soil.

no one needs to provide musk permission to go to mars they simply have to give permission for his mars vehicle to take off from…

You will see that in most workplaces with high levels of educational attainment

It’s worth noting Clinton is actually up two in the poll Trump appears to be referencing, not Trump.

This is a dumb. You may not like the choices, but it’s a choice between your least favorite ice cream flavor, and a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. They might both be bad, but there’s still a clearly correct choice between them.  

ALWAYS saddens me when he dies. I saw THFRO in the theater and the whole audience “Awwwwwwwwwwww!” ed when he went.

Wells Fargo should buy Mylan and Theranos, and rename the combined entity “WHealth Fargo” or, better yet, call it “Fargo Fuckyourself”, which lends itself better to a nice ad jingle.

I would have liked to have seen that.

I hear he married a relatively “round” rabbit breeder.

And perhaps a recreational vehicle.

he’s now retired to Dayton, Ohio, and has a very successful accountancy business

This entire post is incorrect. Even in 2 party consent states you are only required to get consent if the other party has a “reasonable expectation of privacy”, which generally no one but you has on your own property. There is an exception for cases where your guest uses your restroom, or if you let them stay in a…