This is a dumb. You may not like the choices, but it’s a choice between your least favorite ice cream flavor, and a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. They might both be bad, but there’s still a clearly correct choice between them.  

This entire post is incorrect. Even in 2 party consent states you are only required to get consent if the other party has a “reasonable expectation of privacy”, which generally no one but you has on your own property. There is an exception for cases where your guest uses your restroom, or if you let them stay in a…

Hey hey hey. You just settle it right down mister. There is plenty to be disturbed by when a gasbag like Lindsey Graham gets going on things like, oh just suspending the constitution for American citizens he’s mad at. Simple question for Lindsey: which citizens do you support suspending the Constitution for and when?…

You’ll never fuck things up for me again, you son of a bitch?

Clearly you must be an American. Everybody knows that Puerto Rico is in Europe my man.

Totally expect to hear something like “The Puerto Ricans have huge respect for me, whenever I am in Florida they never steal my hubcaps”.

Looks like plenty of sitting room too.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

Some say opinions can never be wrong. They are wrong. This is wrong. Skins are the best.

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you get a legendary brand, automatic time proven movement and a fantastic easy to read face for about $50. Dress it up in leather, dress it down in a Nato strap. I’ve owned my Seiko 5 for about a year and…

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you…

You’re very cocky. And very wrong.

But I was anticipating someone to provide this kind of erroneous example because the scenario is counter-intuitive.

Ok, let’s take your numbers (we’ll ignore that no one can swim close to 10 mph!).

Imagine that the swimmer swims a mile downstream moving at 15mph (which includes the…

I... I did though?

Why don’t you quote the rest of those sentences, though, which is the point?

“I’m not sure how else I can drive the point home: your credit score does matter, because if it’s bad, it makes your life difficult.”

You’re missing the point so much. It matters because you don’t want it to be bad, and there’s a lot worth understanding about that.

There, FIFY.

Or use dill pickle brine to pickle hard boiled eggs.

Statistics are quantum mechanics to average people. Gun statistics are a great example of this, and I'm not even anti-gun.