But he has no problem with full body waxing to show his tattoos.

Ear muffs

Aw, dog in a toboggan!*

Wait. This is the answer. Put Patrick Stewart on Downton Abbey!!!

Couldn't help but point out that you haven't used dating sites since the 90s (assuming you aren't cheating on your wife, divorced, or widowed). Things might have changed since then. I can't say because I was not of dating age then, but I know I find dating websites helpful now.

I wish I could like this 45 times.

Did anyone else watch the clip at the top. This woman is the type to blame OKC for being single, when really it's her. They guys are no piece of cake either mind you, but she wants shirts and socks to match? What on earth?!

I totally agree.

I think they do but you have to pay for it.

Lindy, I love you, but I must disagree. Sure you meet weird/bad people online dating, but I meet weird/bad people IRL as well. And I get to have much more control in the online context. I wont find out that the guy I met in the bar is a heavy drug user with a prince albert piercing until date four. (True story).…

"expecially"

And it's always vaguely negative. Like, synonymous with "mess." I can't.

Dear Kelly Osborne,

She needs a hair wrap or a silk pillow case. That's why she's angry.

Archie Panjabi = the best name of all time. Officially naming my daughter Archie and dumping my BF for a man named Panjabi.

She is "espousing" feminist values. She's just not acting in a way that always accords with those values. Most of us don't 100% of the time. But our mistakes aren't on display for the world to see.

I have nothing to contribute other than that that little girl is the cutest child I have ever seen, and I want her in my womb. Stat.

I actually read that sentence differently. There is typo which contributes to the confusion.

I find her compelling. There. I said it. She sounds good here.

I feel like in the Miley Halloween fervor of 2013, we, as nation, collectively overlooked the possibility of dressing up as the giant foam hand. For this, I am ashamed.