Holy moly! Now THAT is how you do Kerry Washington's beauty justice on a cover!

Neon!

She hates curly hair and short hair too! Don't forget about us!

That was super old Kanye. AKA, awesome Kanye:

I thought this was a one eared cat.

I adore this woman.

Yep, my point exactly.

SCRUNCHIE!!!

I thought that at first, but then I reconsidered:

That's funny. But I see it.

I see her in a whole new light. She nailed it.

Um, soulless black eyes? Are you serious? If you're eyes are soulless it's on you. It has nothing to do with them being black.

The pleasant but average looking people at the top of this article. Seriously people?

The kid is cute because all kids are cute, but nothing exceptional. The three at the top are nice looking people, but in no way above average. Different looking, but not better. I'm so tired of having this hybrid vigor argument, so I'll just leave these links here.

Since I've started avoiding gluten I find myself getting a salad there out of desperation — like in airports or train stations.

YES! Tiki is awful.

In all fairness, that article was clearly tongue in cheek.

Yeah. I lived in developing countries growing up so I am all to aware of the fact that the American "bottom" is heaven compared to the level of desperation and degradation in other places. It's heartbreaking. Not to say that I have no sympathy for the American homeless. Happiness is relative after all. But it's…

Classism aside, the aesthetic you've described sounds quite nice.

They should make this for people who are homeless, or like, food insecure. It shouldn't depend on having a smart phone, for obvious reasons, but it would be great if people who were actually hungry could take advantage. There have been times after a picnic on the park on the 4th, or a party at my apt, when I've…