"Now, I've never been to Olive Garden, but a bowl of mediocre pasta that literally never endssounds like some Trunchbull shit."

Right on John Legend. If there were segregated proms where you grew up, you would've had to have gone with a black girl. ;)

They lost me at the skirt. Interesting that it was two different people. Satin is tricky and should be attempted with care.

Men have no problem with using "he" as a gender neutral pronoun until it reflects on them negatively.

OMG this is my favorite song off this album. I LOVE this woman and her IDGAF dancing!!!!

I hate people like this. Unfortunately, law school is replete with them. The worst part is that, on some level, he thinks people are going to read this letter and be impressed by how witty he is. Unfortunately, his horse/barnyard metaphor is undermined by his inability to use the appropriate rein/reign. Also, the…

GRADE: F- (a gorilla who spells out "PLEASE SAVE ME" in condensation left by his tears in the window to his habitat)

This photo made me consider Gabriel Union as wonder woman. Also in her 40s but still young from drinking baby's blood.

I thought it really brought out her facial beauty. Very gamine.

What is a "bad" mono lid? What is wrong with your eyes getting smaller when you smile? That's supposed to happen! The happier you are the narrower your eyes get. I am not going to presume to tell you about yourself since I am not Asian, but speaking as a black person, I know it's easy to get caught up in the trap of…

The fact that she is Chinese-American is a good point.

I have to say I've heard the "look more expressive" argument alot, but I have yet to interact with a person of Asian decent who I've ever noticed to be at all hampered in their ability to express themselves because of their eyes. Unless, of course, all my Asian friends hate me and I just can't tell.

Looks to me like she just got a better make up artist. (Better cuz she looks glowy fabulous and not 1980s vampire bride — not because she looks less Asian . . . whatever that means.)

Does she say more in the clip than is written in the article? You have no argument from me that Sheryl is an idiot generally. It just seems like Sheryl (rightly or wrongly) is interpreting "the man"as a black/white concept. Saying Juile isn't black and therefore has a different relationship with racism in America…

I haven't watched the clip (work), but I don't think its fair to characterize Sheryl's statement as "implying that Chen couldn't truly know about racial pressures because she's not black."

That's so friggin sweet.

It screamed James Brown because she was literally dancing like James Brown. It's a little like seeing someone moonwalk, grab their crotch, and go up on two toes and then writing, "oh, that screamed Michael Jackson." I mean. Yes. Of course. But I agree. Lots of James Brown. :)

I keep checking back in to read the snark on this article but no one is posting. What gives!? Derision loves company!

Wait wait wait. Is the suggestion that I take my plunger, which I obviously have for toilet usage, and use it in my sink!?

You're supposed to outgrow briefs!?