IF YOUR FRIENDS TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF WOULD YOU DO IT?

Jeez dad. No.

WHAT IF IT WAS ON VINE.

Well...........

You should rule out all the turf stadiums. The turf on turf situation is terrible.

My favorite is the gay guy in the Raised Right shit. Awesome.

Because everybody who watches soccer in the US isn't a fat fuck with a beer gut hanging out of their baseball jersey who spend 24/7/365 in a sports bar they aren't allowed to be excited about a world cup goal. I see your logic.

What it proves is that pro sports (semi pro in this instance) are not much different than pro wrestling.

"Why watch MLS anyways?"

"Completely real"

We almost elected a guy who wears magical underpants to be our president. I think a guy who believes in some wack job in LA is aprophet can run a football.

Oh brother. Now I feel dumb. You are obviously just trollin.

Actually yvanehtnioj is just being an asshole. All the OP said was that Seattle had a young team and that they will keep winning. This is a perfectly reasonable thing to say. She didn't say "Seattle has a young team so they will win all the Super Bowls forever" or even "Seattle has a young team so they will win the…

Actually I meant Rodney!

Is this the same team that fielded Marvin Harrison forever? If what he did was respect than I prefer Sherman's disrespect.

Deadspin continues to give them press each time they do it.

I miss the good old days when players were tough.

Long range goals are the Forest Gump of GOTY nominations.

So effortless not a single MLS striker could do that. Though in MLS not even he could do that. He'd get fouled by that guy 2 seconds in, then again by that guy 6 seconds in.

Not literal enough. I want to see photos of maimed soldiers on one side of each helmet, and actual photos of the children our bombs have turned into a mix of blood, rubble and limbs on the other.

By far my favorite Seahawk, but can you imagine being in a room with Tate and Sherman at the same time?

How was McCann, not suspended?

Yup. Remove Ike and replace with Wheatley.