I live in Kentucky and “bless your heart” has several meanings depending on tone.

As an Alabama native, I gasped when I read that skillfully deployed “bless your heart.” I can only imagine that it was launched with a twisted, condescending smirk, and that possibility warms the bitchy cockles of my heart. Well DONE, Miss Lady.

I hear you, he is highly unique and it would also suck to come on hoping to really talk about a message/movie/experience and be led on comedic tangents by someone too nimble to listen. It reminds me of Conan and also Scott Aukerman (and a guy named Jordan Harbinger who runs a men’s podcast). They talk way too much (or…

Isn’t it such a shame that our present First Lady could be followed up by this?

“They’re treated equal,” she said. “I see him in life. He treats women the same as men. he will tell you what’s in his heart, what he thinks, he will not hold it back if you’re a woman. you’re human, a woman or a man, it’s no different.”

I’ve seen some women go on these shows in casual attire. Yeah the standards are ridiculous for us, so this may seem like we’re getting our comeuppance now that a dude is being ridiculed. But I’d rather no one be insulted for their looks 2 seconds into an interview and then be lambasted for not responding in the most…

Colbert comes off like a douche here. He told Affleck he looked like he was on a street corner. Now imagine if Colbert insulted the appearance of a female guest, and the guest responded uncomfortably — we would be crucifying Colbert for abusing the power dynamic of host/guest.

At about 1:56 into the Affleck-Colbert clip above, Colbert actually jokes first about any fighting, mentioning they should “fight at the end of the show” and “bare-knuckle boxing.” Casey Affleck responds with a surprised but joke-y come back, “You wanna fight me?” It’s not an invitation, it’s a reaction to Colbert’s…

I don’t know, as someone with a tornado of mental illnesses, the least scary and stigmatized being depression, I think I’m fine with people talking about his “melt down” if it means we get a conversation about mental illness and the bullshit stigmas.

don’t get me wrong, i get everything this article is saying

the fuck kind of coffee are you drinking

I like how he phrased it as “a prescription drug called Adderall”. As though Adderall is really obscure, or hard to come by, or something.

I am DEFINITELY thinking about it. Not even ironically.

Remember, kids. This is the “reasonable” one.

It’s a weird, weird world we live in. I’m sure it’s a well-meant gift and one much needed for legal bills. However, it is so odd to me that we are at the point where press releases about goodwill gestures and gifts have to be issued or else the public and peers will accuse you of being a false friend or bad feminist…

OK, I literally don’t get this. Are her lips supposed to be unattractive? Her perfect skin? Her adorable nose and excellent profile? So confused.

Kanye is not a fashion icon. He’s just some dude who likes clothes.

So dumb I just bought one

They should totally make little flags of this to put on your car. (like for sports teams).

Counterpoint: this is awesome