My mom still laughs at how pissed I was when I went to kindergarten and realized not everyone could read and write already. Apparently I hated “sitting there and wasting my time”. I guess I’ve always been an impatient asshole.

As I’m sure a million people are going to pipe up and to say this, but, yes, Virginia, there are 5-year olds that can write letters.

This is precisely how I wrote a letter to Chelsea Clinton when I was five asking her to come over to my house for grilled cheese sandwiches.

“every issue is a woman’s issue.”

You understand that “dudes defining the ideal of things for us” is one of the things feminism is against?

Tremendous human being. She’s so good at being human your head will spin.

Bobby Jindal can fuck right off with his politics, but I am developing the biggest soft spot for him in his Trump trolling. It’s priceless.

Thanks so much for explaining that, I have seen the error of my ways. After reading a single article about Carly Fiorina, and your perfect comment, I no longer feel the need to get paid equally for the same work as a man, and who cares if I’m treated as a sexual object in an inappropriate situation! It’s a compliment!

She is no fucking feminist. She doesn’t give a shit about issues that effect women. Unless someone comments on her face. She’s no feminist. “grrl power” isn’t feminism, either, ya know that, right?

No.

You’re totally right to be pissed off because she’s calling herself a comedian. A comedian who doesn’t understand satire? A comedian whose act doesn’t have a structure? She actually calls this stand up comedy. This is not stand up comedy AT ALL. This is a youtube rant. She doesn’t even know what stand up comedy is!

Oh yes—-smack her in the chops w/ wet mackerel. I have Severe Thyroid and AutoImmune illnesses. Finally after fighting for about 10 years to keep some shred of a functioning thyroid—I had a TOTAL thyroidectomy. Within a month of no diet changes (I kept online food journal w/my Fitbit) I gained 26 lbs. After two…

She took every awful middle school fat joke and used it. Are people really still making those jokes? “They were sweating crisco”. I couldn’t even take her seriously and it certainly wasn’t funny.

That’s not even satire! She’s so fucking ignorant. It’s like when people say some ignorant shit and you point out that they’re wrong and they say “Duuuh it was sarcasm.” That’s... Not how sarcasm works?

“I feel it’s really important that we make fun of everybody,” she said. “I think [what] brings us together and unites us as people is that we can poke fun at all of us.”

How edgy to make fun of people everyone already makes fun of. Kudos, brave comedian! So smart, such a uniting force! Bravo!

What if you were standing there the whole time and someone taller than you squeezed in between you and the person you were standing behind, and blocked your view? Stepped on you. Pushed themselves into you. And since the show is packed, you don’t have any room to move back.

That is what we are discussing. Not someone…

So “can you move” is bad, but moving to stand in front of a woman at a show where the band sings about assholes who do that kind of shit to women, that is no big deal? Did you go to the show? If so, why? I can’t understand why you would like the music of a band that obviously doesn’t like people like you.

Hey, y’know, get outta my way or I’m gonna shove.

The Toronto L7 show had a “shit list” of known local abusers/rapists posted in the bathroom. Gotta love a band whose fans look out for eachother.