I went to Texas State. It’s the school kids go to when they aren’t good enough to get into UT.

Seriously. This is the real story here.

As I said on Facebook, I ain’t even mad at her. She’s at my alma mater and that campus is hilly and literally uphill both ways to get to anywhere. It sucks, especially in the dead of summer. Granted, getting a DWI is dumb (understatement) but also I may be a little jealous because I always wanted a Barbie jeep when I…

Oh shit, look out guys, someone who couldn't get into UT is bringing the weird to San Marcos. (Which I love more than Austin but these girls, I swear. And the college station in San Marcos is amazing and the livestream is online. You should listen to it.)

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.

Can’t tell if this is awesome, or the absolute worst. I think I might go with the absolute worst, though.

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

I hate it because it’s just so blatantly missing the point. Yes, people will get shot, people will die. But you know for damn sure they will find who killed these cops, but the cops who kill black people? They are put on fully paid leave and never arraigned. It’s not (as much) about the killing as it’s about the…

How dare they want rights!! You’re just gonna get drunk on them and sleep with the nanny! TRUST ME!! You can’t handle your rights!

Fox’s Katie Pavlich Says BLM Is A “Movement That Promotes The Execution Of Police Officers”

I liked your story for the M. Night Shymalan-esque twist at the end.

Oh god, I have something in common with these people? :(

He didn’t like my response : (

I assure you, the Doctor Who documentaries do not stray far from the truth. They are meticulously researched.

I can’t help but laugh at “FULL DISCLAIMER: She’s a jew.” Racists are so funny. People just don’t offer as many FULL DISCLAIMERS as they should.

That line! What does it even mean? Honestly like aliens or like literal monsters wearing people skin? Can he create some sort of graphic novel to explain? Because I am both confused/horrified and on the edge of my seat.

Once, on a winter break vacation, my family and I were in a Chinese restaurant (in Hawaii), and like, midway through our meal, realized it was December 25th. We Jew so hard we don’t even have to try.

It’s always amazing to me how anti-semites will simultaneously suggest that the Jews are sub-human rat people but also the shadowy masterminds behind a global super-conspiracy dominating all finance and media.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t. I am a nice person.