It’s not the president we need, but it’s the president we deserve.

America deserves a President that cares about and will weigh in on Twilight dramz.

I hate his music, but I think he’s really funny and charming. I’d hit it.

Would buy.

WHAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP THANKS

I think FluffyPuppies’ broader question of “does the inclusion of a side with purchase of a high-end sandwich merit two separate GM posts?” stands. Content has taken a steep dive since the most recent exodus.

I live in Northern California. Not the fancy, high population part in the Bay Area, but the less populous, somewhat lower rent part that you pass on your way to Lake Tahoe. Sandwiches here are $8-$12. They rarely come with sides. I always have to buy my chips separately. A handful of delis will give you a pickle, but…

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

The whole point of the protest being aimed at white progressives at this point is to point out that white people aren’t entitled to ANYTHING from black people. Why is it so fucking difficult for white people to understand how condescending it is to think their ostensibly progressive politics inures them from issues of…

This is a pretty typical whiney, white liberal response. The history of progressive politics is filled with dissenting allies, it’s what makes the left stronger than the right: we can stand to hear a little constructive criticism. Think of Victoria Woodhull and Karl Marx.

Sorry you had to wear L’eggs like the rest of the hoi polloi Sharon.

WOAH WOAH WOAH Sharon. I feel for you. But you leave SVU out of it.

Your existence is gross. Go away.

Who he seems to refuse to acknowledge is his ex, as he says she was cheating on him? Like, with the man she was married to?

Man, men with domestic violence convictions just can’t get a fair shake in the dating world. Don’t those bitches understand his ex was crazy?

Moby-Dick was a sperm whale— Physeter macrocephalus. And there really was an albino sperm whale in the early 1800s, named Mocha Dick (snigger):

Or was he a manifestation of the sins of man?

Ugh, Moby Dick is a SPERM WHALE, not a HUMPBACK, duh, god.

Finally, a chance to promote my favourite animated movie, The Secret of Kells. Not only was the art based on the Book of Kells, its fictional story was based on the making of it. And it’s all magic.

Um, I would not call trying to trademark public domain art and culture that’s hundreds of years old “basically as innocent and worthy a cause as one can imagine.” It’s pretty much the opposite of that.