The best thing about these is always "we."

Look at you. Missing the point and all.

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.

Snoop Dogg on:

At the end of the demo I came across a shipwreck caught in planes of ice, and docked to investigate. A little flock of penguins was gathered on the edge, and they all slipped into the water when I approached. ("Thank you for not trying to kill the penguins," said a Ubisoft developer at this point, making me wonder…

If you think this looks dumb, you should watch someone try to shove a gigantic oversimplification about obeying authority into a very tiny argument about black lives not mattering.

"The best fruit is the burpee."

I always liked JTG better.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

I like it. This picture is good.

this has to be the best tweet of the day

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

For the love of Mike, where the heck is cheek chewing?!?!?!?

Although, it's not like Mark Reynolds really cares

Since they don't have jobs, can't vote...

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

To be fair, we don't know what happened before this Vine that could have made her deserve to be put on the ground.

I had always heard that drugs aren't cool and that users are losers. But then I tried cocaine! Now I can work all day and party every night. Thanks, cocaine!

We once had a bachelor party for Bonds. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Jesus, I'm a fan and all, but lemme get a NSFW-ish tag in the title...