They have absolutely no idea.

"Nothing really happened...."

Because those are totally comparable injuries.

Stop talking about myself? Dude, you didn't seriously just deploy the "i'm rubber and you're glue defense," did you?

street ball bitch nigga

Rihanna fans talking about somebody's forehead? Do we still guffaw in America ?

Yeah, but I still give him props for the Scott Steiner reference.

Srsly - Why didn't Lolo just Auto-Tune herself past that hurdle, then have the producers clean it up in post?

I don't think the first 24 hours of anyone's death changes who that person was in reality. My two cents.

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

Should've picked a better horcrux than the Undertaker's streak.

It took 19 years of hard work, and dedication, but he finally got to bury him back.

Oh I put up a Big Bang Theory video? Sorry I meant to put up a Scrubs one.

Fuck all the Buffets.

"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

When a meteor strikes half court right at tipoff and kills both teams, Corey will be laughing at this post all the way to the bank.

Deceptively fast shipping available.

Drake's choice of schools to root for changes more than Calipari's starting line-up from year to year.

I do not believe anything "skinny" is ordered south of the Mason-Dixon line.