Since Rockets players represent the majority of the defense, I'm guessing James Harden wasn't involved in the incident.

It's easier when I just refer to them as "white people".

DeQuarium Lumpkin played in the East/West College Bowl.

From what I've heard, you probably don't want DeSean Jackson around that many weapons.

Basketball uniforms used to have belts?

The cover of this basketball program is a white supremacists wet dream.

He was a big disappointment to Craggs in '13, who did all he could to make Petchesky a solid writer, but just didn't respond.

Holy shit, Barry. Did you know that "grand projectile-avoidance plan" is also what the Vikings call "passing offense?"

You're not married, are you? ;-)

The context is that they're holding a phone in the most common fashion and they're not making a film.

Luckily for this young woman she knows the Miranda Rights. Miranda has no rights. She's an androgynous ginger of quirky disposition and awkward haircuts that plays 4th fiddle to the extravagancy and opulence of Carrie, the courtesan encounters of that harlot Samantha and the refined and repressed sexuality of…

The NBA should hold the draft tomorrow and wipe out the whole team

I once saw a cow get T-boned. I bet that's the last time they let Whitlock in the petting zoo.

What a relief after that asshole Dorn pranked Wood with the old red card in the locker trick.

He carried.

If only they got this excited about fatherhood.

hey honey...wrote a 12-pager today...put on your dancin' shoes

This is covered in the article. Haytham was indeed infinitely more likeable than Connor, though.