Are you fucking kidding me right now? This was explicitly explained to you in the article above, which you did not take the time to read before scrolling down here and making a dumb comment.

Juggalos over Beyonce fans? Please! Tell any white girl under 35 that you dislike Queen Bey

I know I nailed two of them, but I don't see how this was not one of those two:

Jim Kelly's cancer is REALLY aggressive.

Banana Laffy Taffy is awesome. That is all.

Shamus Beaglehole, FTW!!!!

For some reason, George REALLY wants to get an interview with Chris Berman.

Phillip Rivers would bring the peppermint rolls

Go back to your bridge.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

And your pitbulls are named "Irony" and "Coincidence?"

Really lost it in part 2! :'D

Worst sandbox ever

No, but Steve Francis is a real life Tyrone Biggums.

A Schiano Man makes sure he's been shot in both legs before doing this.

DMV STAND UP

Please explain the historical socioeconomic status of students in the ivy league to me.

Way to 'economically dominate most likely through inheritance' the competition. #GoCrimson

NOT an OSU fan at all, but was Craft not mega-fouled on the last play?

OK, I'll step on a landmine here, but what the heck.