Wale is going to be so pissed at you for putting him so low on this list.

I know that Tim Marchman did not make this list because Aaron Carter is not ranked #1 for vanquishing Shaquille O'Neal in his prime.

God I feel for the guy. It's like seeing your kid show up in a porn vid online.

Get the fuck out. Leave, now.

Would pay $20 cover to see a touring show of just Deadspin writers on stage arguing about food

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

It's the internet mate, we're all experts.

Michael Sam around other prospects at the NFL Combine?

I would never hit Ty. He'd charge the mound and knife me to death if I did. Then he'd choke out my wife for trying to stop him. Then stab a bell hop (for kicks). Then he'd get inducted into the hall and we'd all call him a hero because... you know... he did it all without PED's.

If Gisele ever leaves him, Tom Brady and Wesley Iwundu would make a perfect couple.

The Chris Christie one is pretty funny.

Randy Moss played for 14 seasons.

I feel like you missed a big opportunity when you left the word "Exodus" out of the headline

'187' - God
'gotcha' - Rae Carruth

Really disappointed to see that this is the only post under the 'Dammit Mario' tag.

Strange-people in the South are re-living the past?