I'm not a Terps fan (Towson Tigers), but I'm sure glad they're getting out of that shitshow of a conference for officiating.

Of all the music acts you could have listed, you went with BNL?

For crying out loud, CANADA GAVE US NICKELBACK AND JUSTIN BIEBER! If there is a greater crime, I don't know what it is.

Talk about a dead line, I just called Domino's to order a pizza and Antoine Walker hung up on me.

someone should post that "in rod we trust" picture from the simpsons

He is still the undisputed champion!

Better Rhode(s): Dusty, Kerry, or Island?

the one question on everyones mind, Kerry? How is your uncle Dusty doing?

Swiggity swooty he commin' for dat booty

Vote: the deer is surprisingly ergonomic, except for the kicks

I bought it since everyone in my class was hyped up for it, and since I had time before Skyward Sword came out. Since I've never played an Elder Scrolls game before, I said why not and decided to see what the fuss was about. I was bored as hell. It was pretty much just a pointless sandbox with a dull and boring world…

Staring at them is a bad idea though

I was going to come on here and bitch about the incredibly litigious society we live in where people sue over the pettiest of shit, and then I read the article and realized how ridiculous this actually was. I hate most lawsuits, but even $75k seems low here. Fuck that coach.

Your move Brian McCann.

Demis Valdes swung and killed the pitcher, then immediately boarded a plane to Phoenix where he dove into the Diamondbacks' pool.

Hey Eric, thanks for your coverage. We were totally not expecting to be on LifeHacker today :)

Leave Darren Sproles alone.

Harsh words from the original broad football player

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Get well soon, Jared.