Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

White people.

[calls Child Protective Services]

Dude Snowboards NYC Streets, Crashes Into Oncoming Car, Dies; Unemployment Rate Drops

Back when I was an athlete in high school and college, I NEVER had sex the night before a competition. Sadly, neither did I the night after. Or the one after that. Or the one...

And probably not just him.

"A real superstar would have made sure that ball went in the hoop with no time left on the clock"

God bless Washington, DC, where you're either the Skins, or you're irrelevant. And if you're the Skins, you're still irrelevant.

I'm not surprised Detroit Tigers fans are tuning in to games. It's dangerous outside during the summer.

I assume that if a field goal his the narrower uprights and bounced out it would still count?

he was shooting the ball every time he touched it.. sources said – from whatever remote part of the court he had caught the ball.

Neither one can make it through a play?

Is this some kind of trick to get me to watch a portrait video?

All about building up goodwill so Putin doesn't have our hockey team executed when we beat his.

FALL DON'T LIE

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

Call this controversial if you will, but the NBA is just not ready for it's first openly-Rasheed Wallace coach.

...if I was a Deadspin writer, I would write articles just so I could flirt with women, too.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

Keshavan, who hails from India but will be racing under the Olympic flag