Maybe he should have ran faster

I thought we got shitfaced because we didn't have to work on New Years Day.. who knew

What poor soul eats 20 year old pop tarts on a dare? Who dares anymore?

Ess E. See sounds like it would be the name of a civil war general. Of the governor of Louisiana

The one in the ring with super powers beats the 2 that don't. Not a coincidence..

Game recognize game and you lookin real unfamiliar Batman..

How care you leave out Down the Rio Grande. That is a travesty of the highest order

This doesn't work at all. The lights are dimmed in my office and my trash can is flooded with candy wrappers..

The Knicks don't beat the Knicks. Carmelo beats the Knicks. I think everyone else actually tries at various points(except on defense)

The Heat were down in a crucial matchup against the Heat?

Assassins Creed 4: Black Flag. Listen to the shanties, then re-evaluate this list.

If there was an amputee Running Back and his leg got ripped off on the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl.. I think that would probably be the peak of the NFL's popularity

If Lebron took that shot. he would have gotten the foul

Natural Selection is a beautiful thing. I hope "Gandalfing" makes it huge

Looking at the Duke roster, I'm shocked the entire list isn't just them..

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the 2nd week in a row that the Cowboys defense has allowed nothing but TDs in the 2nd half except for the victory formations against the Bears and Packers? That defense is horrendous. I'm pretty sure that Alabama's could at least get off the field

This is entirely possible and would be the single greatest feat that any team can have accomplished. Get Ray Lewis out of retirement to play for this team

D'Antoni didn't have a problem getting to the paystub line with the Knicks either

At least Pete Rose has 1 Hall of Fame to belong to... WWE Hall of Fame.. thats such a big deal right?

I fail to see the issue. Give this man the job