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No. Even Tim Schafer used ScummVM to play it in that Lets Play video and he made the game.

10 minutes til it's gone. Get yourself over to humblebundle asap

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Anyone else getting a distinct "Take on Me" vibe from this?

Nope. He's Irish. Hence his CORRECT English spelling of the words "offence" and "apologise".

True, but once it's cooked and I'm eating it it's a fruit.

Cherry & Tomato? Orange and Carrot? I sense a colour coordination game is afoot at Häagen-Dazs HQ.

I see your TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! and raise you one KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

You do realise that a feature length version of this trailer would make for a terrible film, right? Like, worse than anything Hollywood could shit out? It's neat for a fan trailer, but "The Akira Live Action Film We Deserve" it is not.

If China produces any original product I believe we in the west have a moral obligation to pirate the shit out of it.

Is this an Xbox One exclusive which is coming to PC as well?

Obviously. We'd be arrested for public indecency.

Well you can canoodle a little, but once you go horizontal expect a tap on the shoulder.

Oh...um...sorry. I feel kinda shitty now. I thought you took my comment seriously and were trying to belittle me. I apologise.

"What Excites Japanese Gamers About the Xbox One"

Snuggles you say? That's why I always book premier seats when courting a young lady.

"[There's] no mystery whatsoever. People made it a mystery."

I wanted to do just that. That guy holding the cartridge, with Godzilla bursting out of the ground behind him. I couldn't pull it off though, no access to Photoshop atm. I'm stuck using PicSay on my Android phone - good for quick mashups but it doesn't blend well.