I loved that game. Although the Genesis version was better iirc

Maybe some people didn't get the reference? Heathens, all of them.

Excellent news! Next up, let me mute players in-game instead of just in a lobby.

I'll wait and see what happens before casting judgement, because none of us have A FUCKING CLUE as to how this is going to pan out.

Hahaha! Nice one :)

My entry :)

Next thing you know it's become a full-blown Zelda fetish - she's wearing a green cap and pointy ears, you're waving a replica sword over your head mid-coitus, and you can't finish unless she plays "Song of Ejaculation" on the ocarina you made her.

That even more awkward moment when you realise you actually kinda like it

There were naysayers like you around when companies first introduced analog sticks, shoulder buttons and triggers to our controllers. We still called them idiots back then, too.

Anyone else old enough to remember the Superman anti-smoking campaign back in the eighties? Maybe our kryptonian hero should come back to tackle the evil Mary Jane?

Yeah that makes sense. 19 it is :)

"The Humble Weekly Sale featuring Sega, up to 19 games"

I was going to post that the XBO version looks pretty damn good and I hope you Xbox owners have a lot of fun playing it over the coming months, but since I've been officially designated "a PS4 fanboy" by a couple of people since yesterday (despite not owning a single Sony product) I'll just have to live up to that and…

1 million? Somebody needs to stop playing games so much and masturbate more

Pretty sure Wii U is a stinker of a console, actually. As evidenced by its abysmal sales. I'll concede that the absent casuals who bought a Wii last generation (moms, grans etc) aren't sure exactly what a Wii U is, but what about the rest of us? Why didn't WE buy a Wii U?

Next time I'm bitching about servers being down, a release date being pushed back, or a game being slightly buggy, I'm going to think of this guy and hang my head in shame.

Oh I know it is. Titanfall is the main reason I decided to build a PC instead of buying a PS4. There were plenty more factors, but yeah, Titanfall was the main one :) It's a HUGE coup for Microsoft.

So because I look at both consoles as a consumer (as any right minded gamer should) and conclude that PS4 is the better platform, I am a fanboy? Are you serious?

I own a PC and I'm in a Titanfall article because I'm getting the game for PC. I don't own either XBO or PS4, but if I was going to buy one (which I considered) it would be PS4, for the reasons I previously stated.