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50% off Battlefield 4 and Battlefield 4 Digital Deluxe on Origin here in the UK. Discount on China Rising, BF2 and everything BF3 as well.

As a game, terrible. As a weird interactive-ish movie type thing, fantastic!

PlayStationc?

Oh...

More likely

I thought you guys had a secret sex code in your fashion accessories? eg. a red handkerchief in your left back pocket means you're a power top, a green handkerchief in your right pocket means you like cuddles and a blue one up your nostril means anything goes?

I can handle the naked butts, but what really sticks in my throat is all the penises.

Nintendo? More like Nintendone.

Geese ;)
But yeah, you're right, that Mario 3D Land deal was ridiculous.

comparative adjective: blacker; superlative adjective: blackest;

That'd make me a teenager again. Cool!

I can run life in hyper settings at 1 billion fps and in 1000000000000000000000000000080p. PC master race!

Would You Kindly stop with the Bioshock puns?

"The great wars of the past were fought with biscuits and bread."


Well it definitely has that "just one more match" thing going on.

I don't do Facebook. I guess I'm just a weirdo.

Treating him like an animal by giving him a PS2 and not a PS3? Oh the indignity! How can anyone be expected to live in such squalor?

What about futuristic cyberpunk vampire pirates, riding heavily armed cyborg dinosaurs?