Have you played DayZ yet? My first time in, I got attacked by a zombie while I was trying to read a road sign. I then proceeded to run into the treeline to try and ditch the zombie, which I sort of almost did successfully until I died because I had been bleeding out the whole time without realizing it.

Like what if this dude had stopped after crushing just one car? Boooooring.

I just can't get over the fact of how poorly written the press release is, forget its veracity.