There’s an old joke my people told me where a woman’s husband is divorcing her, kicks her out, and gives her a week to get her stuff out before the mistress moves in. The woman is distraught and understandably angry, so when she packs up her stuff, she puts sardines in all of the curtain rods.
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honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES
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“Hopefully not in this shithole. Hopefully I’ve won the lottery and I’m doing a bit better for myself!”
One of many reasons that I love Doom as a character is that he can become both hero and villain simply by nature of altering his surroundings. He can stay the same, but the world can change, and with it others can see Doom as either a villain, hero, tyrant, liberator, destroyer, or savior.
The Flanker is my flaifu. Such an amazing craft.
Pictured: what a cargo load of small arms might look like.
Oh come on, it’s no where near as bad as the genocide of the Native Americans, slavery, segregation, the Japanese internment camps of WWII, the NSA, the CIA, the Patriot Act, No Child Left Behind, or Prohibition.
The way the surrounding motorists all bail in under 7 seconds is worthy of mention.
Yes, Injustice Gods Among us.
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Obligatory Ultimate Skyrim
Pleeeeeeeaaaase can Thighlights be a regular thing again?!
This is actually so accurate it hurts.
Builder / Creator / Thinker all in one?... we call those engineers.
>Lemon grab a divisive character.
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This is the only white noise anyone needs.
This is the only white noise anyone needs.
If you're a self-described "skinny" person trying to put on weight, you probably feel like a second class citizen…
Hingle Mccringleberry got snubbed. I knew perceptions about his maturity would keep him off this team. You can't dent he's an absolute monster in the red-zone.
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It's impressive to be sure, but I would only be really concerned if they started building Ekranoplans. These mothers move at hundreds of kilometers per hour and would be all up on your shore before you knew it...
I prefer Alfred to Quicksilver and Transmission to uTorrent, but this is a really good list. Other than those two, I use probably ever recommended app (if I have a need in that particular category).
The standard creepiness rule: don't date under half your age plus seven!