Why is “boss with a trillion HP” being slung around here like it’s an original or interesting concept? You don’t have to be a game designer to realize you could take any RPG and add a static number of zeroes onto the end of every number in the game and it would still play identically to how it did before.…

You make it sound like paying the $8 IAP for infinite credits basically gives you infinite lives. It sounds like it would break the game and make your play session infinitely long and ruin any opportunity for leaderboards to mean anything. (well, it seems IAPs almost always kill leaderboards, but they don’t have to)

When I posted this comment, there was no video, just the stream. Apparently, they didn’t see fit to mention that the video proof was added in an update, and definitely wasn’t there at the time of posting.

When I posted this, the video linked at the bottom was a link directly to the current stream. I hit Play and they were standing around in the hub you get to after the tutorial area - boss already beaten and absolutely nothing of interest happening. There was no other video on here.

Nope. I’m sorry, but nope. Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters whatever; there’s no way this will actually get anywhere. In fact, I refuse to believe the above claims that a bunch of random Twitch commenters actually beat the Asylum Demon until I see video proof. I’m not going to take the internet’s word on this…

I don’t know why I haven’t bought this game. I have an insistence that I can’t stand competitive multiplayer-only games, even though I do often enjoy the gameplay involved. When I see videos of games like Battlefield and LoL, I certainly “get” it, I see why they’re popular, but I don’t feel all that much pull toward…

Memorizing a randomly generated game? Come on, this isn’t a Minecraft ‘all achievements’ speedrun, here.

“This always seemed like a bunch of bullshit to me—were they really going to say “hey, guys, it’s not happening”?”

Good thing I can’t edit my post to say New York players would *now* enjoy better connections, instead of ‘not’. Just gonna have to leave it confusing.

If you’re seriously trying to determine the game’s balance issues based off a single .gif showing nothing but shooting a gun at an empty corridor, you’re not here to make accurate accusations.

A Dell alternative caught your eye? Would it happen to be the one that was down to $350 (refurbished) on Prime Day? I came pretty close to pulling the trigger on that one, myself. 4K 60hz IPS panel with 99% adobe sRGB, I think it was.

A Dell alternative caught your eye? Would it happen to be the one that was down to $350 (refurbished) on Prime Day?…

Problem: Everyone isn’t in one geographical location. They weren’t all in California before, and they won’t all be in Chicago now that the servers are moved there.

Well, that’s... highly misleading. I can see how that might be the case now that someone’s directly referenced it, but I don’t see anywhere in the article’s wording that states that isn’t a video of the mod.

I don’t know, the pretty screens at the top look quite nice and distinctive, but watch the gameplay video and it’s quite clear that this isn’t much more than a quick downscaling of the textures beyond normal game settings. Like maybe normally you can turn them down to 512x512 but this looks like it might be 32x32 or…

Don’t you earn gold and stuff by leaving it off for that same period of time, though? You kind of have to marathon it at first, I guess, but I remember being able to leave the game and just come back days later to find ridiculous amounts of money my heroes “earned” for me while I was gone.

If I could afford to eat sushi instead of pizza rolls, I’d be eating sushi every day. I can’t get enough of the stuff. But even decent sushi costs a ton. You can buy like 6 meals’ worth of pizza rolls for the price of a cheap plate of sushi that will still leave you wanting more.

[Flashbacks of Monster Girl Quest]

His point is more that those top players have it in their own best interest to reduce the number of possible variables in the situation. For instance, if Smash had a smaller roster for tournament play, they could safely get away with not learning the ins and outs of those disallowed characters and focus more on the…

I think that’s the worst part, really. Anything else you might be able to find something similar in the wild, but the eyes look like patches sewn onto a teddy bear. They’re like the eyes you see on fursuits/mascot outfits. Un-moving, un-blinking, not even so much as shiny so the highlights/reflections on the eyes…