Yes, looks like you guys were super close.

… “And then he did something real shitty. So maybe its best for him to move on, because a line was crossed and that line can’t be uncrossed.”

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Or as ESPN puts it on their front page: “Source: Union to cry collusion if WRs don’t sign”.

Yeah, in no way are they in bed with the NFL. Nope.

This article makes zero sense. CP3 is undoubtedly an incessant talker, but he’s a killer on the court by any measure. The “not winning anything of real consequence” is the stupidest trope in sports. Don’t tell me after watching the Spurs-Clippers series that Paul doesn’t come up big when it matters. That was the best…

waste water? are you insane?

I miss basketball.

Then how come only one of them keeps getting caught?

I’m looking for Part II of this, with the ones that aren’t completely obvious!

I am awfully confused about your reading of this situation. You seem to be suggesting that the cops are buffoons for CORRECTLY ascertaining the identity of the subject within minutes by digesting several pieces of very relevant evidence together with eyewitness accounts.

Do you even lift, bro?

Do you like him with 8 defenders in the box? Would you have liked him with John Fox? Do you like him when nobody blocks? Would you like him on Hard Knocks?

Phrasing?

I bet you had this comment on the ready for whoever ESPN chose to replace Simmons.

I withhold judgement until I find out the nicknames of his friends.

You learn something every day, even in the comments of a post about man-to-animal combat.

You forgot the Wolverine. Any animal that forces a bear to climb a tree and then CHASES up the tree after it has got to make the list.