I don’t think it’s for people who are already in shape. I tried to lose some weight by just going to the gym. I figured by upping it I would lose more. But I found it hard to maintain a schedule with kids and just life in general. So I never lost anything.

Which would be hilarious if he didn't know what pot looked like.

Cool. Thanks for the info.

This is probably a stupid question, but if I'm cutting out 20% of the calories, about how much weight does that get me? I mean eventually that new number will be my maintenance calories, right?

date party should watch out for Smith, because he might take a girl home and rape her.

It's a video of Dez Bryant flying MH370 to Kazakhstan, just like Jeff Wise said.

Why the love for April? Put her below Craig.

If she had to beat cancer a second time, her remedies didn't work all that well if you ask me.

I'm scared because he is wearing a hoodie.

How high are you at 150 ng/mL? Is that like you smoked a joint? Multiple? Got high all day?

I do believe Montana was unquestionably better,

Exactly - no QB was perfect.

Including Tom Brady, who has won as many Super Bowls as Joe Montana, been to two more, and won more than John Elway. Any way you slice it, statistically, regular season wins, post season wins, Super Bowl wins, Brady ties or beats Montana and Elway (and other QBs). Unless you're incapable of being objective, and you…

Then again, John Elway wasn't ever knocked out of the playoffs by a team led by Mark Sanchez, either.

Then again, John Elway wasn't ever knocked out of the playoffs by a team led by Mark Sanchez, either.

Then again, John Elway wasn't ever knocked out of the playoffs by a team led by Mark Sanchez, either.

How is it better that Montana had two seasons where he couldn't make a Super Bowl, but Brady had two seasons where he lost in the Super Bowl?

I forgot halfway through whether or not this was a foodspin article.

I can't wait to see who slides into the Jack Ruby roll

"How" is not the same as "Why". But fuck yeah, Murica!