Yes. I'm assuming you don't, based on your question. Corn kernels are half the size of M&M's and soft and mushy.

What fat idiot swallows M&M's whole?

Drew Magary wears underwear with dickholes in 'em.

Report first, research later.

I like the idea of a "Concussion Mitchell Report."

Except you will continue to watch.

True. But what is the NFL supposed to do when the players are going to anything to keep playing? They are in a no-win situation. Either they start doing things like mandatory doctor examinations frequently, and more players are cut and without a job, or they continue to rely on players self-reporting injuries, when…

I agree to an extent, but I think the rules are more than just lip-service. They do help, and do make a difference, just not to the extent the NFL would like you to believe. I guess I don't get what the NFL should do. Come out and speak the unspoken truth, "Concussions (among other injuries) are always going to be a…

But the article does seem to imply that Goodell's rule changes are useless. I don't understand that line of thinking. Because a career can end on an innocuous play, there shouldn't be rules and fines against head hunting and dirty plays? Because football can't be completely safe, the NFL shouldn't try to make it as…

I can tell from your name and your tired ripping off of Drew that you're a classy guy that I would like to hang out with.

You know what's great about these Live Funbags? The fact that everyone's replies show up. I really came here today to read Andrew Daisuke's answers to readers questions.