If someone goes through the trouble of making a highly accurate, Get Smart style mask of my face, they can have my phone.

Anyone else notice that the frame rate looks like garbage on the Zelda demo at the beginning?

There’s only one Super Hot...

8-)

For some idiotic reason they sized the font using pixels. The font is 16px. Which seems to work well on a pixel dense screen (like a phone or tablet) but terrible on most desktop/laptops.

Gonna be that guy. If you didn’t even get to Drangleic Castle, I honestly don’t think you can speak to Dark Souls 2’s majesty too well. That’s like... maybe 2/3 of the way through the game. Not even half if you include the DLCs. Ain’t sayin’, just sayin’. Dragon Aerie, the Shrine of Amana, Aldia’s Keep, Sanctum City…

... an online/offline/invisible/busy status so you can play multiplayer games even when you don’t want to talk to any of your friends

You really shouldn’t say “far too easy” and then be wrong. #38 is his son. Since “my father’s son” is “me”, you can read it as “this man’s father is me”, so “this man” is my son.

I guess the solution is for everyone to install a mod of any type so everyone is bunched into the softbanned pool of players, problem “solved”. One ridiculous turn deserves another.

I remember very early in my years leading to my move to Japan, my friend Akihiro came to America to visit me and sight see. His English is also fantastic, although his pronunciation is rather Japanese. While we were shopping at a grocery store, he looked at me and asked, “Where is the Penis Cream?” My jaw dropped,…

I viewed Death Race as the cut scenes in between the levels of a video game that we never got to play. It makes a lot more sense.

That's totally just a guy in a suit.

I can see it in the UK playstore but it tells me none of my devices are eligible including A galaxy S4 and a couple of tablets running 4.4.2

They already released 'Star Wars: Deleted Magic'.

Shockingly small amounts of real work. An hour or less a day, some weeks. It makes you feel guilty sometimes. And the boredom creates depression because there is nothing to give you a sense of accomplishment or self worth.

I LOVE Chiclet keyboards. I hate both ordinary 'membrane' (?) keyboards and mechanical ones, but I love Chiclet keyboards. It's so much easier to type fast on them.

Track: L | Album: Awake/Hohokum Original Soundtrack | Artist: Tycho

At the age of 12, I discovered the true use of a sock. Never turned back.

Yeah, it should be, "Eating bacon is the best way to spend the day."