I am not faking having an autoimmune disorder. People who decide to go gluten free because it’s trendy are crazy, yes, but theres’ people out there who don’t have a choice in the matter.

For just about everything except ketchup.

I mean, she didn’t lie. Taylor doesn’t have to like Katy Perry but using her platform to write a song against her and using her fake industry friends to show Katy that she’s more liked in the industry than her is not feminism. Accusing women of color for “pitting women against each other” when we point out the…

Big Puppy.

Quaaludes remind me so much of the Wolf of Wall Street that I am going to watch the movie again tonight.

I eat my peas with honey. I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny but it keeps them on my knife.

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

I’m going to be really upset as soon as I find out who or what “Rita Ora” is. A yogurt? An IKEA shelving unit?

FUPA= Frosted upper pubic area

The fact that the bear is blushing says it all.

Do you think if a famous person transitions from female to male, the tabloids will be like, “I don’t know what it is about Miles Cyrus, but he seems so much more confident lately. Yet more down-to-earth, somehow. More rational. More logical. Less squawky.”

i am trying to think of the comments this piece is going to get

I think she killed a pheasant.

Oh my god this is hilarious. I am literally one of the “liberal professors” they’re talking about, as in I literally teach diversity classes to undergrads, and you’re not allowed to say ANY of that stuff to students. You can’t say shit about their parents, their religion, or their personal opinions unless you enjoy…

NUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I watched the zombie romance movie he was in and it was surprisingly good. And he's over 18 thank god.

Now, that one, I can see.