Also from the AFA’s dumbass petition:

Abortion: It really brings out your inner child.

I GOT YOU (this is very bad photoshop)

Princess Monistat of Monaco

Can we all agree that Chuck Johnson is the human equivalent to a festering wound? He is such a fucking asshole.

I liken the extreme IPA folks to hot sauce enthusiasts. It’s what we get as a culture when we have no coming of age rituals for men: hops and ghost peppers.

Agreed. I fully expect, within the next five years, I’ll order an IPA and be presented with a glass of hops and a bottle of water, so I can dilute to taste.

Haha, there’s complexity, and then there’s the brewing equivalent of a pissing contest. I’ll pass on the latter.

Still stuck in the idyllic “yummy phase” of childhood, are ya? Don’t worry, you’ll come around to these delicious hoppy messes we call the IPA and you’ll love it.

“For a guy you’re pretty good at putting up with my generalizations about your entire gender.”
“For a girl, I’m pretty used to that shit.”

Sorry, a bitter rant from a broke grad student cannot be contained any longer.

For a little less than 3 nights I can buy a dress.

Zimmerman was shot in the face — though, again, the injury is minor.

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

Let me be very clear.

THANK YOU. Although it really needs to be parental leave, only because if it’s maternity-only, then businesses will just have another excuse to avoid hiring and fairly-compensating female employees.

Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.

A couple of magazines have this feature for women. It's always 8 bottles of water, a green smoothie for breakfast, 6 almonds and green tea for lunch and a salad with four steamed shrimp no dressing for dinner and then the splurge...one square of dark chocolate for dessert.

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

“Doctor” Ablow is the worst garbage human pretending to be a doctor on this green earth, and this universe also contains a “doctor” Oz, so that’s really saying something. I’m incapable of directly wishing harm on anyone, but if he were to accidentally fall into an active volcano I wouldn’t exactly be clawing the…