Welp, looks like I need to start following Jesse Williams on twitter. Well done, you beautiful, beautiful man.

This needs to be mine!

Mine's from a Dylan Moran joke about Catholic guilt:

I am so excited about this Top Gear episode!

Yes! I was going to ask if this is what causes Subway to smell so weird. Dear Lord, will someone please tell me what that smell is???

Ha, I didn't see your comment and just posted about this. Michael K over at Dlisted once said that it sounds like a portmanteau of "canary noodles."

'"Cozying up" is one of the grossest tabloid expressions in existence, second only to "flaunts her body."'

At my college, we ended renaming the LGBTQ listserv "endless acronym." Not the most elegant solution, but a good attempt at inclusion I suppose.

Typical Canadian. Gets all fucked up on hockey and then starts a fight.

I just spent far too long reading that wikipedia page.

I just realized I'm closer in age to Justin Bieber's parents than I am to Justin Bieber. Not sure why, but that revelation gave me pause. And perhaps helps to explain why I have no sympathy for the little shit.

I like it, even if the whole look sort of reminds me of Carmen San Diego.

Ah, I just needed to continue reading and all was revealed.

"custom hand-decorated Sizzurp cups"

The title of this article alone made me cross my legs and wince.

I love this. And I love her.

This just reminds me of Gumby.

"Are they really perpetually on the rocks, like a family of coastline-dwelling crabs?"

This color is amazing on her. Then again, I haven't seen a color that WASN'T amazing on her.

I'm not sure why, but I covet this dress.