Why can't we just use 'masturbate'? If we invent a word for when women do it and use the old one solely for men, it won't help normalizing the fact that women do it, too, and that masturbation is as okay for them as it is for men.

Whatever, Chilli. I'll drink up all the Hennessey ya got on your shelf.

I was very confused by that tweet... because I thought someone must have forgotten to tell me that noon was no longer the time when it was socially acceptable to start drinking...

I just KNEW random celebrities were judging my day drinking.

One would expect her to be more, you know ... chill.

I'm on vacation right now, and I am living your comment all week.

Day drinking is the best.

Well, it's pretty clear that Chilli and I are never going to be BFFs.

shitty highway design? no, shitty driving. Tailgating/failure to leave a safe stopping distance, careless driving, aggressive driving and failing to merge properly. The car started tailgating the yellow DHL truck when it executed the first merge and should've slowed sufficiently to be able to see around the truck. …

Semis were everywhere and visibility was poor...right...which is why you don't change lanes until you have some visibility into the lane you're changing in to. You should be able to see ahead panic-stop distance, at an absolute minimum, or "swerve back into the original lane because we're about to die" distance if…

That engagement chicken is literally the most anemic chicken recipe I have ever seen (need more spices).

this has nothing to do with overtaking, vs not overtaking, anyone.

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

If you want to know "what people read" on the subway, couldn't you just, you know, look at the cover?

Really similar kind of thing for me and my wife. I had a bi-lateral lung transplant (almost 5 years ago!) and when I was getting listed we got a burner phone to give that number only to my transplant nurse coordinator so that we wouldn't jump every time our individual phones rang. (I ended up only being on the list…

Dang I am old. All I can see when I look at their names is Nick at Nite, and now I want to watch I Dream of Jeannie.

As if you weren't excited enough for Amy Poehler's upcoming book Yes Please, the writer/actress/producer/director has increased the hype by choosing the best author photo of all time.

I would have liked something more in the vein of Pot Psychology.