Man, what would they have done if she was using Google Glass, just randomly opened fire?

Best one. SPRUCE. GET IT.

Fixed that for ya :)

Stop trying to make females message first on Tinder happen.

This guy... I'm taking notes. Can't have fish cos roomies' cats but in any case. Yiss...

OMG OMG OMG the love of my life, Wee-Bey, is out of jail and ready to mingle!

WHOA! He even got her to send the first message.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

About me or the fish because all of us are single

Be careful dude, it's Mr. Steal-yo-girl

Yeah, let God punish him with a lightning bolt or something. I hope this kid's defense is "Jesus spoke to me and fully consented."

Agreed. If he disrupted a holy ceremony or caused damage to the statute, I'm totally there for misdemeanor charges. But this? This is just harmless stupidity. If Jesus is all that offended I'm sure he'll have a sit down with him or send him to time out in a molten pit.

Ugh, can we stop wasting time and resources on arresting people for totally harmless shit?

Hell. At first I thought it was a guy named Jesus...

900% certain that he's actually grabbing his before never spoken about peg leg.

you would not believe how much I hate conflict.

Thought this would be highly appropriate.

Well, I GUESS YOU HATE HAPPINESS.

Let me raise the stakes, here: I don't like creamsicles, either.

That Iwatch idea for payment sounds like a disaster waiting to happen w/ accidental charges..

it was awful