Still looks like a 12-year old doing dress-up.

It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.

Also: I'm not good at getting coffee:(

I think these gentlemen know:

What a time to be alive!

I don't know if I could eat again after seeing a tapeworm coming out of my butt. I'd be afraid to poop ever again.

Maybe US teens finally figured out that having babies that young more than likely will fuck up your life and that of your offspring? Basically, what teens in the rest of the developed world figured out eons ago...

Good thing I was talking about Chris Herries and not Malik Gil

They were just moving in and putting things in kitchen cabinets so they must've already closed on it but STILL! They bitched about it for a bit and then moved on. Every time they show a scene in that new house I say to myself, "But what about the rats?!"

On the show there were rats when they first moved in. That, I think should've been their first clue but then I don't know how common rats are in LA. They seemed rather calm about the whole thing. I would've lost my damn mind.

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

For the past year my boyfriend has worked at an organization dominated by women (literally there are about a dozen guys and several hundred women). He is constantly being eye-fucked in the hallway or cat-called from a hidden car in the parking lot or asked about ("Ohh, he's hot, is he single because I will be all over…

The local equivalent is DOCS (Department Of Child Services). They have been criminally defunded year after year by awful neo-con political grandstanders and are stretched well beyond reasonable limits.

Don't be too sad! YOU KNOW that whatever version of CPS they have over there is going to be all over their asses after this, if only because of the dad's conviction (let alone because of the fact they're assholes incapable of decent parenting). And even though it was shitty for them to leave the son behind, it's…

... and they kept the daughter. I'm going to be busy vomiting up my soul for the next few hours.

I honestly don't know how to feel about a lot of parts of this story...

It's not better than my selfie with LeVar Burton. Bitches.