STOP

The Hideo have started to move.

Don't worry, Borderlands does that for us.

Evolve only has cosmetics to buy.

This image is doctored.

Are there unlockables, progression, perks and the like?

Alright, question time here folks:

Hardest LEGIT Mario level for you? Any game in the series counts.

Can't be as legit as that level 100 shiny Arceus with PokéRus I caught on Pokémon Blue in my first grass encounter.

Wonderful.

Well it would have been nice if they mentioned that in the article too.

Yeah it's a huge habit they have.

Huh.

I on the other hand, am quite jealous of this exclusive game.

I find it hilarious though because Jay Ward from Pixar completely debunked the entire theory.

Don't!

You'll get banned for posting offensive images.

I'm happy Valve are being the better people here by not giving this young man a Cease & Desist for using the word "Fortress".

Fallout 3 was 2008, wasn't it?

I think five years has passed.

Zing!

Hahahah since when has Atlus ever cared about Europe?

Diiiiiiiiiging a deeper hole, Nintendoooooooooo.