I guess you could say his career has... gone to shit.

Just FYI, the level system isn’t a flat ten levels - it’s your level, plus ten percent of your level (so if you’re 70, 7), plus the ten. So the gap is quite a bit wider - a level 70 can summon up to an 87, 87 could get 105, etc. Works the same way going down, too - if you’re the higher level player trying to summon,…

Oh man, that's a really good one!

Next Call of Duty? The users sure love to claim they do.

A lot of lonely moms are probably waiting for that, too.

I'm waiting for someone to invent a game that sleeps with your mom if you try to pirate it.

Thought someone actually made some kind of puzzle/adventure game about actual Black Beard-y pirates trapped in an actual elevator. Kinda disappointed.

Seven brain surgeries? Goddamn DLC prices are out of control.