A "professional" what?

Do you think this was his plan, or did he just wing it?

Do you really write the Q&A column in Road and Track? If so, thanks!

For the Z06, does your team use some sort of sliding scale with "MSRP" on the Y-axis and "Lap Time" on the X-axis? And then you benchmark vs. others? Because that equation seems to be at the heart of the Z06 program to me. Keep up the good work.

On the CTS, sure. That's the best possible comparison right now.

It may take time to move the market.

It is now made of aluminum foil. It'll be made of aluminium in the UK.

ZR1: "top of the line" Vette with a 638hp supercharged engine. Most powerful, and most luxurious Vette.

That was part of the joke...

Whoa... Considering the camera likely had a serious fisheye/foreshortening effect, why the hell was the Subaru that close? At what point would you think "Hey, I don't want to get caught up in someone else's accident"?

Grrrr.... This annoys me. Stupid people driving around like Sea Monkeys in an aquarium

Proof my Beetle has been through Wisconsin!

Actually, it should say NOTHING. The Stuttgart crest on the nose is enough.

I support The Onion's call to rename the Mason-Dixon line the IHOP-Waffle House line.

Is this a rest stop or sporting goods store?

It really looks as if the shoulder of the road below and the banking of the shore of the pond conspired to make this a much more "progressive" landing than it could have been. If he had been what looks like 20 further to the right, things would have turned out very, very differently.

Hey, hey, hey... don't spout off on things you don't understand. For your information, I spend waaaaaaaay more time on Jalopnik than I do driving my Miata. Especially during the winter months in Minnesota.

I agree. One thing you have to factor in to that total cost equation is the "how handy am I with a wrench?" question. BMWs can absolutely be money pits. If you do a ton of the work yourself, its much easier on the wallet. There are also some handy substitutions you need to know of to make that $1,500 repair Matt…

We're heading down the slippery slope of puns, I see. We'll soon hit bottom.