Unless she's working night shifts regularly, it's no surprise that she'd feel too tired to drive between midnight and dawn. You can't pre-sleep for a night-long drive. Maybe next time you let her drive first while you use your superior military conditioning to completely alter your internal clock and take the night…

You're both wrong. The new iPhone 6 is clearly superior to both accusing people of sounding ridiculous and taking ridiculous comments seriously.

Goats are magic.

Dickpic Roulette?

I was just about to write a comment commending lifehacker for their choice of stock photos. Happy to see I wasn't the only one who noticed!

How's the black burger?

Umbrellas.
The one thing my mother absolutely refuses to spend money on, for some reason. She has like 5 broken umbrellas from various 1 Euro stores lying around at home and she won't throw them away until they literally break in two. Of course at this point none of those 5 umbrellas protect her from rain or wind; in…

His Louis fucking Vuitton wallet. I don't know why this annoys me so much, but it does. Fucking startup kids.

Yeah, good luck finding a condom that isn't coated with terrible-tasting goop. Not to mention the latex taste itself.

I live in a country where technically, employers aren't allowed to ask interviewees about their family planning. My sister still has had to assure her potential employers in every single job interview since high school that she's not currently pregnant nor planning to get pregnant within the next year or two. Sure,…

I switched over to my current futon-on-floor setup after staying at a tiny traditional Japanese inn for a couple of nights. Turns out I sleep best on thin, handmade cotton futons without any pillows. I had no idea! I used to buy the softest mattresses I could find and shove 3 pillows under my neck every night because…

May I recommend the fashion blog (I know I know, but this one is really good) Love Aesthetics by Ivania Carpio, a designer from the Netherlands who only dresses in white, black and shades of grey and always looks impeccable.

Get the DVD or remastered Bluray boxset. No matter how or where you watch the first couple of episodes, you will eventually want to buy a boxset because that show is amazing. Don't put off the inevitable and buy it now.

Try Cabbage Pakodi! If you don't have chick pea or rice flour, you can also use regular or coconut flour. Or Cabbage Thoran.

Steamed veggies with yoghurt-garlic sauce. Try it, it's delicious.

...did we, Chris? Did we?

I STILL use my Nokia flip phone. It's the Highlander of phones.

Weeeell, he also produced Farscape and directed several episodes, plus he directed The Muppet Christmas Carol, the best Muppets movie post-Jim Henson and one of the best Dickens adaptations ever (imo). Hard to pick which one of the three I like best.

Don't hang out with him anymore. That is literally the only reasonable thing you can do in this situation.

I bet that's the only reason he's giving this a positive review. FOR SHAME, KOTAKU.