The lesson of the game really is: don't bang fat birds.

This, the episode "What Sexual Harris Meant" and the fact that Brian Henson created the show are the reasons why I will never let anybody speak ill of Dinosaurs. That show was a goddamn treasure and way ahead of its time.

Don't forget the romantic subplot that will contribute absolutely nothing to the story.

Yeah. Dude is getting punked.
Having said that, I sometimes find myself on the other end of this scenario. I have zero online presence, and my name is generically Middle-Eastern enough to spit out a million google results completely unrelated to me. I do sometimes dabble in online dating, but I never use my full name…

As someone who has been in quite a few relationships with men, I'm gonna have to disagree with this "women talk about problems, men talk about solutions" BS.

Oh, I know there are plenty of teachers who are really trying. And hey, if someone offered me a lot of money to half-ass a job I'm not qualified for, I wouldn't think twice either. It's mostly the system that's to blame.

That's interesting. I wonder how the situation in South Korea is, compared to Japan and Mainland China.

I blame the often horrendously unqualified ESL "teachers" from western countries that many high schools and cram schools hire as english teachers. I've met people who were barely literate in their native language and still managed to get a well-paying job at a Japanese high school just because they were from the UK or…

TAKE ALL MY MONEY!

Okay, I rolled my eyes when I read the headline, but by the end of the article I was giggling like a guinea pig.

Huh, why have I never heard of this guy before. First thought: What a cutie. But then he started talking. Jesus Christ. 30 million people actually subscribed to listen to this guy??

You should also avoid trying to be clever and stick to clear answers.

Mmmh reminds me of the "protein blocks" in Snowpiercer. Only this has probably more cockroach goo in it.

Is this one of the endings of The Stanley Parable?

...go on.

So this one takes place in Tokyo?

Who wants to hear all the details about their SO's other conquests anyway?

Indoor plumbing is not natural. If you choose to use a toilet instead of crapping in the woods and wiping your crusty butthole with poison ivy, you're going straight to hell.