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Lady#1: Don't. He's keeping you on the back burner in case his primary relationship doesn't work out or they temporarily take a break. Next time his girlfriend gets mad at him or goes on a trip out of town, the first thing he'll do is send you a " 'sup?" text in the hopes that you still have enough of a crush on him…

I'm surprised this comment didn't get deleted, I posted 3 similar ones and they're all gone now.

I guess 20th Century Fox is a sponsor now. HEY LOOK AT ALL THESE AWESOME WHITE DUDES! HOORAY FOR WHITE DUDES!

That's one puffy puff piece, jezebel.

That's one puffy puff piece, jezebel.

I'm doing it right now!!!

Holee fuck! This is based on Tsutomu Nihei's manga?! I had no idea!! I love his work, I know what I'll be binging this weekend.

I can't imagine Prince not doing it with any and all female (and some male) celebrities from the 80s and 90s.

Rumor has it he hooked up with Sasha Grey (Gray?), too.

It's... upsetting that some of these people here get more upvotes (by other, registered kotaku users, no less) than you do. I'm shaking my head so hard right now.

I like it in small doses as a replacement for artificial sweetener and sugar for tea and coffee, but anything more than 1-2 teaspoons/tablets makes stuff taste kinda bitter and gives me the shits. Apparently I'm not the only one, I remember Haribo tried selling low-calorie Stevia candy in Germany, and it didn't catch…

Nah, she just refuses to play characters that are mostly defined as "someone's mother or girlfriend". Without those parts, "angry asskicker" is all that's left for women in Hollywood, especially WOC. They're not gonna cast a muscular latino chick as a nuclear scientist or business woman, sadly.
"Girl Fight" is a…

Sounds like your professor has been through a lot. Good on him for nipping it in the bud.
Oh man, the food. It's so good. Anko. Sweet eel cookies. Green tea sorbet. Okonomiyaki. Sigh... I miss it all. Ironically, most of the exchange students I knew who left early did so because they couldn't handle the food, and one…

HAHA! Back when I was an exchange student in Japan, girls squeeing in broken japanese and acting like an anime character, and bros trying to connect with me by making gross remarks about japanese women were the bane of my existence. Just avoid expats in Asia in general, you don't come to Asia to hang out with sweaty…

Yeah I didn't care for the weird CGI effect in the transformation scene :/
But dammit, I will learn to love it, and if it's the last thing I do.

He lost me at "health clinic."

Let's meet at a health clinic to discuss this further.

Eh I get why RDJ would defend him. I don't know how old you are, but back in the days when he was a full-blown addict, he said and did some crazy shit. You think Lindsay is having a hard time, you haven't seen RDJ in the 90s. He was basically like Charlie Sheen during his "tiger blood" phase, only worse and it lasted…

Hey now, I'm sure if the babysitter had accused an Asian neighbor, the police would have... nah.